I have had many embarassing moments in my 30 years of life thus far, and last night's saga has just added itself into the honorary category of the list..
It was a beautiful evening, fulfilled with good Italian food and wines. I have just had a 2-hour cooking class with the chief chef of a Italian restaurant at a 5-star hotel in the lovely company of 4 classmates.Everything was perfect until I heard a clanging sound coming from my mouth.My tongue rushed to feel the two newly fitted crowns on my two front teeth.To my (expected) horror, the left one had come off! I bore in mind every single piece of not-to-do advice my dentist so laboriously gave me and I was certain I adhered to everything she said. Guess what I was eating when the crown came off? It was the dessert! A lump of harmless, soft and jiggly pudding!
My best friend in Shanghai said I was lucky that the crown did not come flying out of my mouth and hit the glamorous lady sitting opposite me. But my departure was less than glamorous.
I jumped up from my chair like I just got a bee sting on my butt and dash to the bathroom at rocket speed. My dinner mates must have been quite shocked, but I couldn't care less. I just had to check. With a front tooth missing, I looked totally horrible! Well, I guess nobody can possibly look enchanting with a gap in your gap, unless I am an endearing granny or in my best friend's terms - Bo Gei Auntie (toothless middle age woman in Singlish). How apt! Without my two crowns, I certainly fit the call of Bo Gei Auntie!
Reckoned that I could not simply disappear by the bathroom's back door (there wasn't any anyway), I walked back towards the cheery dinner group, my brain spinning like the Russian Roulette comtemplating an exit plan. A less than embarassing exit plan. My evil angel laughed, "Stupid woman! What kinda glamorous excuse can you come up with?!" The less than one minute walk back to the dinner table was torturous. Truth. Just tell the truth, I decided. And tell it fast.
So I announced to everyone that I had a dental emergency, that the food was great, that the chef was lovely, that I had wonderful evening, that I did not blame them my crown came off. Perfect! Then I dashed off to the taxi stand in space-shuttle speed. The driver, seemingly knew that I was in the most hurry, never wasted a second on the road. Whizzing past vehicles and taking advantage of every possible gap, I thought he was Men In Black. I arrived at the clinic in less than 30 minutes.
My "life-saving" dentist (she was last night, but after she executed "CPR" on me, I felt like strangling her) said the composite filling, together with the supporting dental post and some parts of my original tooth had broken off. Without a second word, she got down to work to set the crown back again. The procedure took one tormenting hour. The whole time in the dental chair I thought to myself, "If this can happen once, it can very well happen again!" When I could finally speak again, I asked her why it can break so easily. The explanation sounded simple: I have now very little of my left tooth left and so composite filling need to be used to artificially lengthen it in order for the crown to fit. So of course, the glue line can break easily.
EASILY was the word that kept ringing in my ears. She continued to add fears to my already weak heart that if it breaks again, then I will have to set a crown on the tooth's neighbour as well, so that the small brother can shoulder some of the weight of the big one. I wanted to pass out.
I walked out of her clinic feeling as down as the rat in the drain. Perhaps the rat is happier because at least it has strong front teeth to nibble its favorite cheese. I don't, not anymore. To a certain extent, I regretted consenting to this dental procedure. Not that I was forced into it or got it done for free (I paid some freaking few thousands RMB!!), I was lured by its cosmetic effect and seemingly minor interuptions to my normal life. I have had composite filling on my root canals for more than 10 years and I was able to crunch apples and break peanuts without effort. But not now anymore. Dentist said I should from now on AVOID using my two front teeth, sorry crowns to be exact, for ANY ingestion of food. No more biting a burger off its whole. No more nipping the edges of an ice cream cone. Perhaps even no more french kisses!
The lesson learnt? Be aware of the dangers lurking at home. My beautiful front teeth were destroyed because of a slip outside the bathroom. This led to a root canal dental procedure that went wrong. And now a crowning procedure that did not make things better.